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readingaroundthemovies:

fartgallery:

i need to date a girl with the initials AG so we can carve SW+AG on benches

Those r my mums initials…,

say hello to your new dad. i see that your tumblr blog contains some vulgar language. you’re grounded

(via vagingie)

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tyraniturd:

calculator more like calcuLATER i aint about that math life

(Source: basedgosh, via theonlyarboretictruth)

snorlaxatives:

why the fuck does everyone in the purge movies want to kill people if crime was legal i’d find a way to erase my student debt and also probably steal a bunch of new clothes

(via dreaming-about-death)

  • me: watching tv show
  • me: looks down at phone for 0.002 seconds
  • me: misses entire plot line of episode, introduction of 2 new characters, 1 main character dies, they are in a different country, at some point someone reproduced and offspring are spoiled and someone got a pet cat

fvming:

To think that 5894 days ago I was just sperm, I think I’ve come a long way

(Source: fvming, via dreaming-about-death)

meadowkitten:

I have a very big crush on u but sadly I am only a little bug and u are a garden

(via theonlyarboretictruth)

absolvtely:

I wanna be able to cuddle with somebody and watch movies under blankets and eat junk food and tell them I love you without any hesitation

(Source: absolvtely, via theonlyarboretictruth)

liqhtly:

i have two moods:

1. everybody get the fuck away from me

2. someone come over and cuddle and watch movies with me

there is no in between

(via dreaming-about-death)

fuckoffcats:

THE AMOUNT OF THINGS I HAVE TO DO AND I’M SITTING HERE REFRESHING MY FUCKING DASHBOARD OVER AND OVER AGAIN I HATE THIS FUCKING WEBSITE

(Source: heathermorris, via theonlyarboretictruth)

angrynerdyblogger:

Imagine Muggleborns having patronuses that represent something from Muggle culture that they feel protected by. A shy Hufflepuff with a Pikachu patronus. A Slytherin who’s really nervous because of all the stuff in the past and they’re Muggleborn but they cast a patronus and it’s one of the Game of Thrones dragons. A Gryffindor being the talk of the common room because of their Jaeger patronus. A Ravenclaw with a comic obsession finding out their patronus is the Hulk.

(via slytherintardishunter)

rnioda:

*stabs you in the chest* why are u screaming i said april fools wtf calm down

(Source: tsumdere, via krinka-v-oceh)